Dithpicable

..esnes sekam ti wonk uoy ...won sdrawkcab gnipyt trats ,oS ..draob eht no taes a dna noitacav diap syad artxe htiw gnola ,detnaw syawla ev'uoy esaercni yap eht uoy sdnah ssob ruoy sa noitomorp wen ruoy ot "olleh" yaS "...rof gnikool saw I tahw tsuj ,noihsaf etanretla na ni omem siht depyt uoy" ,yas ll'eh "wow" ...ti seviecer eh nehw ecaf sih no kool eht enigami ,omem a tuo dnes ot uoy sksa eh sa ssob ruoy sserpmi dna ytiliba dnuof wen ruoy htiw sdneirf ruoy ezama ,yad sdrawkcab epyt yllaiciffo si yadoT

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah life was tough in the gateau...

The World's Biggest Spider… Our nice neighbour just came to the door, she was too terrified to go back into her house as there was a HUGE spider swinging from her door curtains and asked if I could "do something about it". Puffing my chest out and squaring my jaw I replied that it would be no problem as I have a black belt in spider catchery. Strutting to the kitchen I proceeded to collect all of the high tech spider catching paraphernalia I have to hand for just such an emergency; a pint glass and a flat piece of card. As I approached my neighbour's front door I could already see the shadow of the beast as the hallway light cast